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If you were of a voodoo persuasion, how would you go about jinxing Rick Kosick? Well, we tried to do something of the sort back when the Wildboyz went down to the spookier haunts of New Orleans, Louisiana, but I think we got our cultural wires crossed. I mean, clearly this is a Kosick piñata, which of course hails from a distinctly Mexican fiesta heritage. So to add some Haitian mumbo-jumbo to the mix would only confuse the spirit world at best. Although if by some supernatural reason sticks had suddenly levitated off the cemetery grounds to beat the shit out of the piñata (and maybe Kosick, too) this would have been one hell of a day in Wildboyz history.

To be honest, I’m not sure how Rick felt about his pint-size effigy here, much less the fact it was about to be used in some pagan-ass occult ritual bordering on the surely perceived Satanic-side. His past run-ins with the Devil have never set well with him, what with his questionably bargained soul for shooting the burning Bibles cover of Big Brother issue #666, so I’m guessing he wasn’t all too at ease here in the Big Easy.

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