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Surprise, Trip and Knate! While you were sleeping your friends took photos that make the two of you look like reference material for a David Hockney painting.

I am not affiliated nor endorsed by the studio and/or marketing campaign to promote Paranormal Activity, but the trailer for this new Blair Witch on the block certainly did raise a good point: What the fuck does go on while we’re sleeping? I mean, for the majority of the waking day our guard is up and ready to take evasive action at the drop of a potentially bad hat, but then each and every night we simply shut down our defensive positions to curl up like innocent babes ready for slaughter. You would think evolution would’ve done something about this incredibly vulnerable situation by now, but even through the Pavlovian tactics employed by members of the traveling Wildboyz cast and crew, e.g. the Black Mamba, people still succumbed to unguarded sleep (actually, most of them didn’t have a choice, seeing as these trips, exotic though they may be, were far from anything vacation-like). Just part of being a human, I guess, but damn. Where’s Dr. Peter Venkman when you need him the most?

No Rick Rage™ here. Just look at the little cherub and his teddy camera. How cute!

I’m pretty sure Loomis Fall is just icing his busted beak here in Russia, but Jeff … he’s a slumbering Grand Wizard of the CCCP.

Chris Pontius: An all-purpose sleeper for all traveling occasions.

Sucks for Alex to be a mouth-breather.

Spooning: Not just for breakfast anymore! The Wildboyz get snuggy.

Steve-O, the before and after portrait.

What’s the best defense as a sleeper amongst Wildboyz? Pass out in pairs to cut your odds that you’ll be the one to get fucked with.

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