jackassworld

Well kids, we made it to fifteen! I can’t believe you have tolerated me for this long, but I tend to think it’s only because you like seeing us open your stuff on camera, and not because you think I am a talented on-air personality. Either way, we are fifteen strong now, and are aiming for a “Sweet 16″ sometime in the near future. I can’t thank you all enough for all of the sweet stuff that you send us. We have gotten some great (and, to be fair, some not so great) gifts over the last year-and-a-half, and we could not have done it without all of your love and support.For this installment, I would like to give a personal shout-out to Helen Kock for her mailbag contribution that made it all the way from Amsterdam in one piece. And no, it’s not what you think it is. She sent Mr. Knoxville some beer for a future installment of One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer, but because of international trademark laws we sadly can’t show it to you. However, it was delicious.

Oh… and one last note. Please DO NOT send us any mail for the time being. We have to take a hiatus from the mailbag for a bit and I don’t want all of your gifts rotting in a corner until we can get to them. So, if you have already sent something, we’ll definitely hold onto it for the next installment; but if you haven’t, please hang onto it until we let you know.

Thanks everyone. I’ll see you soon. —Mike G.