nitro circus season 1 dvd bonus – fast porcelain

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If you know anything about bearings you know that the Swiss do it best. No … wait … those are ceramic. Not porcelain. What was I thinking? Darn it. Stupid. Stupid. Well, hell, there goes that nonsensical tangent for this added value bonus segment from the Nitro Circus Season 1 DVD collection, where Street Bike Tommy logs the Guinness World Record for the fastest towed toilet. But, to be perfectly honest, this could have been so much better. For one, yes, as Erik Roner pointed out the lid should have been up and his pants should have been down. But two, it needed a legitimate number two. Because what good is logging the fastest towed toilet on record if you’re not simultaneously cutting a log? Just something to ponder the next time you’re leaving a time-consuming sacrifice for the porcelain god and don’t have a good magazine on hand.

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