oompa loompa doompaty dvd doo (i’ve got another lost segment for you!)

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Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I swear from the moment we first blued-up Wee-Man for the Big Brother shit video in 1995, Jeff Tremaine was hell bent for Wonka on stuffing him into an Oompa Loompa costume. Five years later his wish came true. This was, however, not something entirely done for jackass, as it occurred within the “tweener” stage of Tremaine’s involvement with Big Brother magazine and the show—right around the time MTV was mulling over the idea of giving these idiots money to film a pilot presentation in early 2000—and primarily focused on Wee-Man’s pro spotlight interview/photo spreads. Jeff wisely banked some Oompa Loompa video footage, though, knowing full well he’d be able to put it to good use when the time was right.

The best thing to come of this particular issue of Big Brother is that it made big-time entertainment news on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno soon after it came out. For those unfamiliar with the publishing history of Big Brother, it was, at the time, owned by Larry Flynt—that’s right, the very same proud pervert that bitch-slapped Jerry Falwell in the U.S. Supreme Court. Well, apparently there was a little mix-up in the subscriptions department at LFP that month, because instead of receiving the latest issue of Big Brother, subscribers received Taboo.

Now when it comes to layers of filth at LFP, Taboo was at the absolute rock-fucking-bottom. Actually, they might have even featured that activity in Taboo at one time, because the cum rag was basically geared toward fetishists into all things perceived to be kinky and deviant, e.g. rubber wear, bondage, golden showers, extreme corsets, and piercings up the wazoo. Anyway, can you imagine some 13-year-old boy getting this porn mag in the mail instead of his crummy issue of Big Brother? Woohoo! Boobies and scary shit! Well, to be fair, I guess you should also imagine some ruddy, piss-guzzling, pincushion opening up his envelope and discovering an Oompa Loompa on the cover. Woohoo! New fetish!

Want to know more? Here’s the accompanying flashback to yet another wayward segment that never made it onto any of the previous jackass DVD incarnations—until jackass: the lost tapes hits store shelves on October 13th.

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