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As many of you may know by now, Wee-Man has entered the food business. This October he’s going to be opening the doors of his very own branch of Chronic Tacos in Redondo Beach, CA, on the corner of PCH and Torrance Blvd. Now I understand there’s a little Mexican in his DNA, hence the tilde in his Acuña, but if I was his business manager I would’ve steered him in the direction of a hot shit wiener operation. I mean, marketing-wise it just makes sense, what will all the boundless opportunities offered by the multiple “wee” fun to be had. For example, say he specializes in fun-size hot dogs: “Wee’s Wee Wieners.” Or offers up free video game play while waiting for your food: “Free Wii at Wee’s Wee Wieners.” Or franchises out to France: “Oui-Oui Wee’s Wee Wieners.” Or even if he employs a dachsund for a restaurant mascot: “Wee’s Wee Wieners’ Wee Wiener.” Anyway, I think you get the Wee idea.

(top photo by Sean Cliver; Miami, FL; 2002]