photo of the day – preston lacy
Y’all heard about the Disney corporation buying up Marvel Comics, right? If that’s not a sure sign of merchandising armageddons to come, I don’t know what is. But, in true Marvel Comics tradition, what if that bobble-headed Watcher character posed this one last hypothetical scenario for the world before he’s forced to don Mickey Mouse ears for the duration of eternity: What if … Dickhouse leveraged all its considerable assets (emphasis placed on the “ass”) to buy up Disney? Don’t bother wasting too much time on formulating an answer because the first project to be greenlit is shown above: The Fatass Mermaid. Ariel’s areolas will never have looked so good (and needed so much seashell). Now excuse me while I duck out and run over to the WGA to register that idea.
(photo by Sean Cliver; Miami, FL; 2002)
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