link of the day – shit my dad says

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

When I first heard of Twitter I thought it was total bullshit. Time passed, I matured, I got an account, and now I realize it’s not total bullshit after all. It’s only 99.99% bullshit. And here’s the .01% that makes it worthwhile for a giggle or two throughout the working day. But all you twits who feel the burning need to tell the world that you just woke up and you’re getting ready to get your day on—you can go fuck your self-obsessed ninny self.