You’ve been to Hollywood, bought the star map, and ogled at celebrity gates and trash bins. You’ve gone to Venice, sat in a gondola, and let some fruit in a fancy cap paddle you around, talk in gibberish, and point at crusty old buildings. You’ve even gone the distance to Egypt and humped it by camel to ponder the mysteries of the pyramids like you’re the one goddamn person on the face of the planet who could even figure out how they were constructed in the first place. But chances are this is one place on Earth that you’ve never been. And if you have … well … maybe you should go get tested. Like right now. Bam Margera, your personal tour director for the afternoon, explains why.

(photo by Sean Cliver; West Chester, PA; 2009)