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When it comes to teen angst and the awkward hell of high school, no one summed it up better than John Hughes. To come of age as a social r-word during the original theatrical releases of Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Pretty In Pink, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was nothing short of a godsend and for that I am forever indebted to his celluloid legacy. So, in return, I’d like to offer up a toast to his memory, as Dave England, Danger Ehren, and Kristin Lane attempt to pull off a perfectly Neapolitan “Milk Challenge.” But while Molly Ringwald proved to be an unconventional beauty all unto her own, I must say there’s absolutely nothing pretty in pink about regurgitated strawberry-flavored two-percent milk—even if it does momentarily clog Danger Ehren’s esophagus from spewing any of his usual verbal diarrhea.

This fall—October 13th to be precise—MTV and Paramount Home Video will be releasing jackass: the lost tapes on DVD. Here’s the back package summation:

Many things have gone missing in this world: Amelia Earhart, D.B. Cooper, the Olmec civilization, Jeff Tremaine’s waistline, even the whole continent of Atlantis. Most important and culturally relevant, though, is a big mess of Jackass segments that had apparently slipped through a crack in Mianus and never found a home on any of the DVD releases for the classic MTV television series. The “Self Defense Test,” “Stun Collar,” “Unicycle Poo Barf,” “Fast Food Football,” “Roller Jump,” and “Satan vs. God” (in its original long ass-kicking form!) are just some of the absurd gold that what was once lost but now is found, not to mention all the original show opens, credit montages, and a bunch of other bonus footage that was never shown on television—or wasn’t allowed to be shown—featuring Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, Preston Lacy, Wee-Man, Danger Ehren, and Dave England in their earliest years of basic cable fame and notoriety.

Reserve your copy now: http://www.amazon.com/Jackass-Lost-Tapes

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