On this particular birthday go round it was decided to forego the X-rated cake in favor of a simulated X-rated practice: the bukake. But, seeing as our accountant Gio is a woman and quite unable to self-produce copious loads of semen, we opted for a more “affirmative action” route instead. So in lieu of the prerequisite penis in the typical bukake scenario, we employed an equal opportunity case of Silly String for any and all birthday comers, including Jukka Hilden of The Dudesons. The result: a full-on pastel facial that would even make Peter North blush.
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