jackassworld

So I just arrived in New Orleans today to start work on the film Father of Invention. In the film my character’s leg gets broke so I went to an actual doctor’s office to get fitted for the cast. “Do you know Chris Richard?” asked the sweet nurse in the picture below. “You mean Crash, yeah he has worked for me (and I don’t know how) for four or five years now.” It turns out the nurse, Shelley Villeret, is married to Crash’s first cousin Craig. We hit it off immediately cuz she called Crash a “coon ass” and I was quick to agree. I also made sure she checks out his band The Deadly Syndrome because I don’t like people thinking Crash is just a deadbeat. I want them to know he actually is very talented and THAT’S the reason he is so mercurial. Anyway, goddamn Crash follows me everywhere I go.

Keep it between the ditches,

Knoxville

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