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We used to have this guy here at jackassworld who was primarily/affectionately/obsessively known by the people in the web cam as “Chicken.” His real name was Rob, though, and he briefly worked as a PA on Steve-O: Demise and Rise prior to moving on up the Dickhouse chain to take another job on Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory. On his way to work this morning, Rob was waiting to get on the 5 Freeway when who should come rolling down the freeway in motorcade fashion but Michael Jackson himself. His casket was on its way to the Staples Center for his gala memorial celebration, an event which has captivated the attention of most of the free world this morning. If you listen closely, you’ll hear Rob say, “There goes Michael Jackson’s…,” whereupon there is a long, long pause. I think he was searching for the correct word to classify this classic coffin-carrying vehicle, so from a purely educational standpoint I now direct you to this classic coffin-bumbling farce from the annals of jackass: “The Hearse”.

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