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My memory is usually pretty solid—or so I like to think it is up until I see stuff like my new user ID photo that I found on Facebook and can’t even recall the f’ing thing ever being taken. What’s up with those tube socks, anyway? Was I trying to compensate for the short shorts? No wonder my mind excommunicated the episode from its congregation of fond memories. Anyway, once again I appear to have made a synaptic shit instead of a mental connection and I cannot for the life of me remember what preceded this photo that I ran across while pilfering random images from the jackass number two “Louisiana” folder. Clearly an argument has taken place between professional camerabros Rick Kosick and Dimitry Elyashkevich … one that was apparently so serious (and laughable, given Cordell Mansfield’s expression) that Kosick felt the need it be decided in the tried and true manner of fisticuffs. So please take this opportunity to put yourself in their argumentative place and give it the old creative captioning heave-ho: What could have possibly instigated this situation?

(photo by Sean Cliver; Louisiana; 2006)

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