happy birthday, shanna!

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Sure, we could have posted up that she’s now 38-years-old, but what’s the point of that? Especially when she’s not and she’d probably (no, make that definitely) kick my ass up and down Sunset Blvd. until I walked like some of those shmen that awkwardly strut the blocks over on Santa Monica Blvd. in their high heels. Shanna’s not the resident lioness of Dickhouse for nothing, so if you know what’s good for you, you’ll post up your birthday wishes for the Purple Pony princess accordingly. Happy Birthday, Shanna!

more shanna:

watch: the purple pony chronicles on jackassworld