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Recently, I received an email link and it seems as if some n!ggas out in Europe done linked up with some n!ggas in Nigeria—and formed a firm called “Nigaz”. Well, ain’t this about a beep. First off. I ain’t even know Russia had n!ggas over there. Secondly. Even by some random chance there was a n!gga or two over there, who the fukk takes a n!gga in a Russian Trooper hat seriously, anyways? I mean, personally, I don’t even take a n!gga in a trucker hat seriously.

Now one thing I DO know is there IS some n!ggas in Nigeria. Hell, it’s called NIGERia. That’s like assuming there’s no white folks in White City, London. Oh sh!t, n!ggas in here “kicking knowledge.” Lemme slow down. Anyhow, I’ve decided to step in for my n!ggas over at Nigaz and throw them some tracks for their playlist during the upcoming grand opening party. No need to thank me now my n!ggas over at Nigaz—is just something us n!ggaz do for one another.

DMX “My Niggaz”

When that powerful spoken word intro drops, “Just cause I!! Love my n!ggaz!! l shed BLOOD!! Fo’ my n!ggaz. Let a n!kka pop, ‘where my n!kkas’ all i wanna HEAR!! Is right here, my n!gga.” It’s a Reynolds, my n!gga. Tellin’ y’all. I can see it now. Bunch of n!ggas with Nigaz name tags all drinking vodka mixed with the blackest of coffee just rejoicing in this sheer display of n!g’iodic poetry. Real tawk. X always held it down for us n!ggaz, tho, and this was possibly one of the best X songs to date. Well, mine at least, because it truly reps for us n!ggas.

50 Cent ft. Notorious B.I.G “Realest Nigga”

Good Jesus of Megatroid, do these two n!ggas go hard on this track (no Doogie Howser). Plus, this always get the party jumping. Fukk around, and n!ggas be doing the Trepak mixed with the crip-walk in Soul Train lines up in there. Fif shoulda continued making sh!t like this, but truth be told, I don’t know what happened to this n!gga mayn. Singing & talm ’bout taking hoes to the “Candyshop.” Fa’real, dog? The “Candyshop.” Anyways. Trust me on this one, my n!ggas. Y’all n!ggas would most definitely get the party jumping with this.

2Pac “Strictly for my N.I.G.G.A.Z.”

This is personally one of my favorite Pac tracks of all time. When this album came out, I was making my first trip to California from Florida. I’d always play this in the car and watch my white friends on some, “This n!gga betta not say n!gga.” Good times. But since y’all over at “Nigaz” is some honorary n!ggas, plus it’s some n!ggas from Nigeria co-signing the usage of y’all using the term as a company name, y’all Russian n!ggas get the okay to recite the chorus at the party.

NWA “Niggaz 4 Life”

“Why do I call myself a n!gga you axe me, I guess it’s just the way shit has to be.” Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaw dayum, if this ain’t the theme song of the company I ‘on’t know what the fukk is. Truth be told, this should be the theme in the background for when n!ggas call the company and they place n!ggas on hold. Matter of fact, since a n!gga just got a phone for the first time in months I’m ’bout to put this sh!t on my answering machine.

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(photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, CA; 2006)