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Here is a photo of me and my little buddy Emerson Cliver. I know what you are thinking, my little buddy is getting ready to shoot me in the head with a slingshot. Well, he was and he did, but that’s okay. That’s the ticket that I bought. His mom Shari had invited me out to take some photos with Emerson for a portfolio she is putting together. She is a really good photographer, but honestly she is kind of a nut. Shari seems reasonably normal, but you’ve got to keep your eye on her. I remember once her and her husband Sleepy Sean Cliver walking into some formal event we were all attending—a wedding or premiere or something—and she was really decked out in a beautiful dress and heels with Sean sauntering a couple of steps behind her (always a couple of steps behind her). Anyway, she walks right up to me with a huge smile on her face and kicks me violently in the nuts. She didn’t even break stride. I said violently, but I meant viciously cuz she let me have it. Ever since then I keep eyes in the back of my head when she’s around, and judging from this photo I guess I need to do the same thing with her kid.

Sincerely,

Knoxville

(photos by Shari Mac Donald; Hollywood, CA; 2009)

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