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Last Friday, Steve-O hopped onto the live web cam feed to chat for a bit (five minutes, to be precise), although he didn’t exactly chat so much as he did write about his thoughts on Ryan Sheckler. For those of you who might’ve missed this appearance of Steve-O’s, here are his words:

“Hello Everyone, it’s time for me to type super fast and share my thoughts.

“I’m going to give myself five minutes and start by saying that Ryan Sheckler is fucking gorgeous.

“I remember when he was the little kid on the cover of Big Brother magazine, shit, ten years ago. He was nine years old then, so, I suppose he is nineteen now.

“Some of you are probably thinking, “Man, this sucks, Steve-O is talking about a dude being good-looking” … Well, I am. And Ryan Sheckler is good-looking.

“As a matter of fact, Ryan Sheckler is drop-dead gorgeous. When a woman asks a man, “Do you think that dude is hot?” typically, most men will say that they don’t know, because they aren’t homosexual. Well, you don’t have to be homosexual to know when another dude is hot.

“All those dudes that claim they don’t know if another dude is good-looking or not know damn well when another dude is hot. They certainly know when they don’t want their girlfriend talking to another dude.

“If a dude’s girlfriend is talking to a guy who isn’t hot, it’s no big deal, but, if a dude saw his girlfriend talking to Ryan Sheckler, he would not be very happy.

“I’m not actually homosexual, sure, I do a lot of gay shit, but I’m not really gay. I don’t have to be gay to know that Ryan Sheckler is hot, and I’m not saying that I want to hump Ryan Sheckler, I’m just saying that I don’t like the idea of my chick talking to Ryan Sheckler, because I’m pretty darn sure that she WILL want to hump him. Love you guys, Steve-O”

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