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It only makes sense that since April took the Mother’s Day playlist honors this past May that we should assemble a salute to Phil for today. So we did just that and here it is: An extended look at several days in the life of Phil Margera, a father who has justly earned his stars and bars in parenthood, not to mention a baker’s dozen of Purple Hearts. Seriously, do you think Phil had any idea at all what he was getting into back then? I mean, from personal experience, it all seems so innocent at the outset. You know, poking your penis into a vagina with the intent of making a baby. Then there is that first nerve-wracking year of its life when you constantly find yourself staring in wonder at the mewling, burping, crying, shitting, sleeping thing before you, lost in thought and imagining all the great and wonderful things it will potentially grow up to do in its lifetime. Now I may be going out on a suppositional limb here, but I’m of the mind that all this you’re about to see was probably the last thing Phil would’ve ever bargained for with his second son Brandon, a/k/a “Bam.” Talk about a modern day tale for Frank Capra to tackle.

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