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History has proven that you cannot go wrong with Chris Pontius as photo of the day subject matter. History has also proven that you cannot go wrong with a good bared ass in public. Young or old, buff or lean, dudes of all gender bias will inevitably give it a good long hard gander. I mean, you can’t not look. Bared skin of a generally private nature demands attention. For example, while in New York City and careening through the trans-everything crowd at Wigstock back in 1995, I even found myself momentarily entranced by the exposed meat pods masquerading as breasts on the chest of one burly bull dyke. Technically, yes, they were of female origin, but through the grace of god they’d taken on an entirely different meaning on her mannish (actually it was much more pearish) body. So the fact that they were naked for all to see only made them all the more curious, because they really were no different than the male sort you’d normally see moobing out and succumbing to gravity on the beaches of south Florida. Honestly, for all their goofy fashion trends, Europeans really are ahead of the prudish American crowds when it comes to the baring of happy-go-lucky, beach-going breasts. Then again, they continue to flagrantly abuse the use of marblebags around the world, so perhaps the score is even. I mean, at least our founding fathers had the common sense not to bring that shit to the New World.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hermosa Beach, CA; 2000)

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