batting practice, or: how things break at the office

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Some people are blessed with the Midas touch, where anything and everything they touch turns to gold. But us, no, we’re endowed with the Mianus touch, where anything and everything we touch either gets broken or shit on. On this particular afternoon in the office, amid Johnny Knoxville’s target—I mean, batting practice with Wee-Man, many things were broken, but the most important (and missed) mishap occurred when one of the plastic, white promotional bullets tore an L-shaped gash in the Pricasso painting of Dave Carnie. This could have been funny, I suppose, had the ball ripped off Dave’s acrylic dick, but no, it’s just some random tear off to the side.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2009)

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