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Remember Rick Kosick’s cryptic quote from the other week about being shit on by three dudes at once? I hope so, because for a while now there has been something in the developmental works that will merge the old school jackass vibe with new school computer tech in a way that’s never been seen before. And I’m not talking like a new version of jackass the video game or anything. This is some strictly other level crap. Possibly even the next great technological leap for mankind. In fact, the only foreseeable thing that could surpass it in importance would be mass-transit teleportation pods, but clearly someone has dropped the ball on that project. I mean, come the fuck on already! NASA’s Space Shuttle program is so 1984. And whose scientific dick do I have to suck to get a lightweight silver jumpsuit and consumer-grade jet pack? Shouldn’t these be readily available for purchase in Target stores by now (at least in the superior Greatland outlets)?

Anyway, until science gets a clue, it’s probably best to reacquaint yourself with classic past shenanigans, starting first and foremost with Chris Pontius as The Devil Himself. If, for some reason, you’ve never seen the original video as it was meant to continually air (this version was only shown once before someone much higher up the MTV executive food chain castrated its ending) then here you go:

(photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, CA; 2006)

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