Who wants to be John Malkovich when you can be Wolfie*? I know, it’s not exactly Halloween—far from it, really—but there’s still plenty of full moons to howl at between now and then. So get your “Awoooo!” on now by donning the face of the Wolf himself. To create your very own Wolfie mask:
1. Click on the photo (for an enlarged hi-res version).
2. Print it out (preferably on a thicker, photo-friendly paper).
3. Grab some scissors (and pretend my lazy ass had put a dotted line around his big Wolfie mug).
4. String it up accordingly (to fit your fat fucking face).
* Sorry, this costume kit does not include body hair, bowl of noodles, or production slate accessory.