shanna’s purple pony chronicles – mat hoffman
After a massive dry spell, Shanna is popping out Purple Ponies like a professional Thai ping-pong champion. In this spicy interview with Mat Hoffman, BMX legend and apparent fan of freeballing, Shanna gets him to open up about the Chia Pet in his pants, the former Chia Pet we’d discovered living in Johnny Knoxville’s pants back in 2000 (he’s long since changed his primitive ways and joined the manscaping ranks), and the inherent risks of getting stunty 15-feet above the surface of the Earth with a bicycle seat between your legs. Although I’m not so sure what’s more scary: two bike posts puncturing a scrotum, or Mat MacGyver using duct tape to hold his balls together for a demo. Thoughts? Discuss. The floor is yours. Just wipe it down after you’re finished.
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