jackassworld

I was pretty happy when I spotted this jar of Vulva Balm in a Los Angeles health food market. My favorite part was the “try me” sticker affixed to the top of the container. Just to be honest, I didn’t really know what the vulva was exactly. I mean, I was familiar with the area it was located in, but I didn’t know its exact function. Well, thank god and Greyhound for Google images, cuz after I typed in vulva I got the be-you-tiful picture below. Best of all, I think i know her! I believe her name was Ethyl and she was a water-polo player from West Chester. Anywho, after I got squared away on what the vulva is, I couldn’t wait for that TRY ME sticker on the jar to get some attention. I stood by the balm so long my leg fell asleep. Sadly, no Vulva Balm was “tried” while I was standing there, but it happens and that’s more than enough for me.

Sincerely,

Knoxville

P.S. Hi Ethyl!

(photo by Johnny Knoxville; Los Angeles, CA; 2009)