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Before I go to bed at night I usually do one last check of my email to insure there are no unwelcome surprises awaiting me in the morning. Last night was no exception, and thank god I did because it sent me straight to bed with a smile on my face. What a nice way to end the day, right? To set you up accordingly, the first email was sent from Eddie Barbanell to Johnny Knoxville yesterday. See if you win the IQ test before ol’ Knoxville…

From: Edward Barbanell
To: Johnny Knoxville
Subject: Hey Johnny

Johnny I saw you and my other friends throwing little footballs at the nun chuck winner.
Johnny I want a piece of him myself.
If you can fly me out to L.A. again I want to take a crack of him.
When I am there with you all call him down just to see me then all of us will pull a stunt on him.
What do you think.
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From: Johnny Knoxville
To: Derek Freda; Jeff Tremaine; Sean Cliver; Tim Campbell; Josh Lingingfelter
Subject: Fwd: Hey Johnny

LOOK AT THIS FROM EDDIE… WHO THE FUCK IS CHUCK WINNER? AND WHAT’S THE SHIT ABOUT THE NUN? HA HA HA…
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From: Johnny Knoxville
To: Derek Freda; Jeff Tremaine; Sean Cliver; Tim Campbell; Josh Lingingfelter
Subject: Re: Hey Johnny

Naomi just told me that “the nun chuck winner ” means the numchuck winner. I feel dumb. I was wondering who Chuck Winner was. Sheesh.
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From: Sean Cliver
To: Johnny Knoxville; Derek Freda; Jeff Tremaine; Tim Campbell; Josh Lingingfelter
Subject: Re: Fwd: Hey Johnny

Now I’m not so sure what’s funnier… Eddie’s quote or Knoxville’s? Whichever it is, it looks like a post for tomorrow…
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From: Johnny Knoxville
To: Sean Cliver; Derek Freda; Jeff Tremaine; Tim Campbell; Josh Lingingfelter
Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Hey Johnny

Suck it dickweeds!!
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From: Derek Freda
To: Johnny Knoxville; Sean Cliver; Jeff Tremaine; Tim Campbell; Josh Lingingfelter
Subject: Re: Hey Johnny

Who is Dick Weeds?