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On Tuesday, Wolfie decided to take the day off work. Family obligations or something of the like. So, at the behest of the community members present in the live web cam feed, we decided to relocate Wolfie’s office. Were we being mean? No, not in the least. If anything we had his best interests at heart. Every day he goes racing around the office, in and out of doors, willy-nilly, higgledy-piggledy, boom and all that, so what better place could he be situated than at the nuclear heart of the operation?

Anyway, it was a real group effort. People were coming out of the woodwork to make this happen and by god it was like the smell of napalm in the morning. We were meticulous to a fault. Shit that he’d lost and was laying on the floor behind a cabinet was transported and thrown behind the relocated cabinet exactly where we’d found it (in the entertainment business that’s called “continuity”). If anything, we wanted Wolfie to walk in and go to work as seamlessly as if his office set-up had never been moved. Gio, who once shared an office with Wolfie, was not only thrilled by the idea of having her own spacious office but equally entertained by the amount of tangible, physical work going on around her. “I’ve never seen you guys work so much!” she exclaimed, which is truly a testament to the inspirational force of Wolfie.

I should note there were plans for further compounded pranks, some in a very Carrie-like fashion, if you’re familiar with the old Stephen King book/flick, but a bucket of pig’s blood did seem to be in very poor taste given the current pandemic climate and all. Well, that and Carrie kicked her classmates collective asses with a can of supernatural whoop-ass. I don’t think Wolfie has an evil lick of telekinesis in him, but why chance it, you know? Real life is scary enough without having to know that Wolfie is the next evolutionary step in mankind.

Expect a full video exposé to come in the days ahead.