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In an extra-special celebrity edition of The Purple Pony Chronicles, our resident unlicensed sexpert Shanna teams up with everyone’s favorite ballroom dancer Steve-O to question current Dancing With the Stars contender Lil’ Kim—the famously diminutive rapping female whose mostly bared boob was once cupped by former Supreme and star of The Wiz, Diana Ross. Typically in an interview of this caliber it’s wise to warm the guest up with a few mild questions before applying the heat, but goddamn. You really have to give it to Shanna and Steve-O here as they came boldly bucking right out of the gate. Then again, this is a woman who once lyrically boasted about her magical abilities with a Sprite can, so all self-moderating bets were pretty much off the table from the get go. Not to mention the fact that Lil’ Kim and Shanna see eye to eye on most everything in the world—literally—including the allure of purple ponies.

(photo by Steve-O; Hollywood, CA; 2009)

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