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04/10/2009: Unlike any other day, today was the first time that Rick Kosick and Jeff Tremaine were coming to my town to see my new house. Not only that but they wanted to celebrate. So we first met up at a restaurant called Paul Martin’s. This is where we loosened up with a normal dinner and drinks: “cold beers, warm food, and hot dudes.”

Next, I took them up to my house, where we had another cold one before walking a block away from my house to the bars. Our first was the world famous Mermaid, one of the oldest bars in Hermosa Beach. You can get kicked out of there for foul language, but I dropped F-bombs the whole time and was never thrown out. This is also the spot we decided to add tequila shots to the mix—NOT GOOD—so we decided to throw ourselves out and head to another bar called Sangria. This place was packed.

Once again, another shot and that shot was followed by a shot bought by the manager of the place. I can now say that we were wasted, and after a little time I tried to buy Jeff another shot but he wouldn’t take it. That’s not a normal response from him, so you know we were wasted.

Our next bar was one I can’t name. I didn’t even drink at this bar. I went in there on a dare to bring home a souvenir. I did and ran home. The boys caught up to me back at my house where everyone passed out. In the morning I woke the guys up with a water bottle and an Aleve. Ha-ha…

What a fun night. Next on the list is Shanna and her girls. I hope we don’t get arrested.

—Wee-Man

(photos by Rick Kosick; Hermosa Beach, CA; 2009)

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