jackassworld

“why am i looking at someone’s dick in a picture frame?”
—eddie barbanell, while working on a computer situated below the pricasso painting of dave carnie

“that’d be more like ‘parkook.’”
—trip taylor, on the idea of wolfie participating in a show about parcour

“he should have saved his money from rehab and went to dancin’ school.”
—roger alan wade, after watching steve-o on dancing with the stars

“god, i wish we could find a manhole … story of my life.”
—johnny knoxville

“seth doesn’t look homeless. he looks helpless for style.”
—pussy power, a community member

“let’s just try your boob meat. it won’t hurt.”
—johnny knoxville to rick kosick, while he and eddie were running around the office with a rat trap taped to a pole

“i’m just glad i had the boobs to do it.”
—josh lingenfelter, after he manned-up and took a rat trap on his boob

“wow, it’s more moving than the hills—i’m so proud.”
—seth casriel, regarding the reaction to the forthcoming steve-o special and how it might be one of the more relevant things shown on mtv

“sean wouldn’t know how to flirt if it hit him in the face.”
—shari mac donald, his wife, refuting a description posted on a facebook “fan” page

“when i put on make-up i rub myself.”
—shanna zablow, taken out of context

“i’ll never understand the creepier sex.”
—seth casriel, in regard to some explicit talk going on on the live webcam page

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