jackassworld

On this day in 1933 in Abbot, Texas, singing, songwriting, and joke-telling legend Willie Hugh Nelson was born. Okay, okay, I might be a little generous with the “joke-tellling legend” part, but what the hell—it’s his birthday! When I was looking up his birthday today, I saw that Willie was born in the same year the United States outlawed weed. Word has it that Willie was so angry about this that upon exiting the womb HE actually slapped the doctor (that’s no bullshit either). Anyway, happy birthday, Willie, I love you! (more…)

In this next stolen glimpse of scenes to come from Steve-O: Demise and Rise, you will learn about a little known pact made at the onset of jackass number two and Johnny Knoxville points out the importance of “family” in Steve-O’s life. Steve-O: Demise and Rise debuts Sunday, May 3rd, at 10:00pm on MTV. (more…)

Hello, widgets. Your best fucking friend in the world, Flux, recently updated the design of its community member profiles. Chances are you’ve already seen them, flipped out, and flipped off your computer, because, as we all well know, change is bad and you should fear the fuck out of it. Brave new world indeed. But now we’re here to tell you to let go of the anger, bypass denial, and get on with acceptance. Flux is as Flux does and we have no choice in the matter, so here are a few tips and tricks to fostering a healthy love/hate relationship. (more…)

There are many hybrid moments when it comes to combining things uniquely male and female. One of the more popular is the nickname for people of the transgender persuasion: a “shman,” in the singular sense. Another is the increasingly more common “moobs” of American men (let’s just say fast food equals fast boobs and leave it at that). One you don’t see too often, though, is a camel toe on a man. It’s something more akin to ratings-friendly moments with the female cast of Baywatch, not so much the stalwart package of a man. So when Mr. Merlin made an appearance at a party with one, well, cause quite a stir it did. (more…)

In this special sneaked peek, Steve-O talks about his occupational days spent as a clown prior to achieving basic cable fame on MTV. This is, incidentally, the flea market circus that he was liberated from in the late summer of 2000 by Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, and the jackass production crew—yes, the very same circus where Steve-O had saved up bins of maggot-infested elephant shit for one of the cockamamie stunts he wanted to perform. Set your viewing sights accordingly on Sunday, May 3rd, to witness the debut of Steve-O: Demise and Rise at 10:00pm EST/PST on MTV. (more…)

On Tuesday, Wolfie decided to take the day off work. Family obligations or something of the like. So, at the behest of the community members present in the live web cam feed, we decided to relocate Wolfie’s office. Were we being mean? No, not in the least. If anything we had his best interests at heart. Every day he goes racing around the office, in and out of doors, willy-nilly, higgledy-piggledy, boom and all that, so what better place could he be situated than at the nuclear heart of the operation? (more…)

In blast from the past fashion a la Michael J. Fox, let’s trip back down a timeline to Steve-O’s hits, misses, and emissions from the first two televised years of jackass on MTV, circa 2000–2001. This playlist kicks off with Steve-O’s very first encounter with Johnny Knoxville and the jackass crew, and includes such memorable segments as the “Goldfish Trick,” “Elephant Poo Dive,” and “Ass Stapling.” He wasn’t yet savvy to the “professional” delivery of lines, as evidenced by his rather stiff introductions (or, in some instances, where Knoxville had to step in and lend an assist). (more…)

This past Sunday, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and Rob Dyrdek verbally tossed to this 30-second excerpt pulled directly from the Steve-O: Demise and Rise special that is set to debut this coming Sunday, May 3rd, at 10:00pm on MTV. (more…)

Swine flu! It’s Mother Nature’s new viral hit sensation that’s sweeping the globe! First it was birds, now it’s the porcine tub o’ lards that are coming under fire in every misconstrued way possible. Is Wilbur diseased? Has Spam ceased to be the national food of Hawaii? Are hot dogs now a hot zone? Will Ned Beatty be the spokesperson of choice for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention? (more…)

In part two of an unofficial office buddy photo series, I am proud to present this moment with Rick Kosick and a face full of Silly String—or perhaps it was a mislabeled canister of Nausea String, because soon after this two-party facial from Loomis and Jeff Tremaine he started to gag in an uncontrollable yak-like fashion. Then again, Rick’s tummy does get upset at the slightest tickle of a stench, be it Sharpie or piddle puke from Ehren, both of which I only now mention in nifty red hyperlink fashion to steer your eyes away from this static image and deep into our video vault of jackassworld clips from 9-to-5 working days gone by. (more…)