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I guess I am a fully grown adult-type person. I only seem to watch the nightly news. I don’t have cable, or else I would watch CNN. The CNN building is near my pad, and sometimes I go up there and watch their outside monitor. None of this is very fun. Also, I listen to talk radio a lot and this plus the news adds up to a lot of carnage. I don’t really understand it all; nor do I understand why that is all I watch. I am lazy: I tried to be a TV writer and failed. As a result I thought so much about TV that it just kind of blurs together.

I met Rob once. He seemed nice. As I watched his show my profile icon came up in the corner cuz it was an MTV website. Am I famous yet? There has got to be some reason I do this all the time. I get no pussy from this at all, it sucks, but what else is new. I wanted to visit the Fantasy Factory, but am content as of now. I think I’m too much of a degenerate and misfit to go to that place. I don’t look good on camera, unlike Rob. It was nice to see Danny Way made it there, he’s the man. I liked Rob’s dog, it looked nice. I would hope that it’s not the type of dog that would tear somebody apart, that’s all they talk about on the news. Dog’s tearing people apart, and Komodo dragons and shit, and people from India.

After I was forced to watch TV on a website, I have changed and now wish to start saving my pennies for a cable line to be hooked up. I hope Rob agrees that his show is pretty sweet, and that I have become “anew.”

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