jackassworld

Once upon a time in America it was easy to make offhand jokes about guns. This all changed post-Columbine, though, what with our public school facilities now looking like an offshoot of the federal penitentiary system, and I find it rather hard to fire off any quips of this caliber. Still, black humor has and always will be my constant companion in life, so I have to admit that one of the darker jokes to be lightly tossed about here in the office pertains to the chances of a few certain people in the jackassworld cast/crew “going postal”—an idiom I’m sure that the marketing branch of the United States Postal Service would love to eradicate from our pop culture vernacular.

Up until this past St. Patrick’s Day, JxPx Blackmon, who apparently has a wee bit o’ the feisty Irish in his mixed bag of genes, was never on my shortlist of would-be suspects, but after observing the willful intent with which he stalked the halls of Dickhouse and jackassworld in search of those few who didn’t dress for the occasion, well, I just might have to add him. Shit, man, whatever happened to a good ol’ fashioned leprechaun pinch?!

more office pranks:

more jackassworld office pranks here