photo of the day – the slabs visit niger
Tina Slab is currently 19-years-old. She is a redneck with a clearly spoken southern accent. Tina’s loving family consists of a top quality Mastiff lion-hunting dog, a retired bisexual she calls Dad, and a retarded young girl who lives in a bubble with an artificial heart named Maslee.
Tina’s family is living in Niger, Africa right now waiting for her dog to get his glass eye and artificial left eardrum put in. Once this is all over Tina and the rest of the Slab’s will return to Des Moines, Iowa.
So far Tina is having a pretty swell time in Niger. When she’s not visiting her dog she spends most her time selling bruised kiwis to people standing in front of open windows.
(photo by Earl Parker; 2009)
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