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California was not my style either, but I worked hard and tried to make it my own. There are many things different about this place from where you most likely live. There is sex everywhere and people make movies about it and edit out the farts for you. There are blonds on rollerskates and sexy latinas everywhere. This actually isn’t true. There are all kinds of sports cars, they are all here. You can buy pot and hash at stores instead of from shady dudes. There are beach hunks and beach babes galore. I live very far from the beach, but sometimes I see what I call “a real California person.” You can tell by their appearance that they are. Besides that there are a bunch of she-males and, for the most part, or some of the most part, California is a let down and I wish it was more like a Beach Boys song. You are missing “something” but not everything. Gangs, men that look at me, bums pushing shopping carts everywhere. One gets pretty sick of it, but at least the weather’s nice. Don’t get me wrong, I live here, but I never loosened up to all the cars going by blaring rap and hip-hop. In my older years I want to live someplace where it’s not like that anymore. —Earl Parker

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