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I don’t know about other parts of the world at present, but here in the promised land of California spring is definitely in the air. The birds are back to cheeping at the crack of dawn’s ass, the bees are getting all sexy-time rubbing up on pistols and stamens, and ducks are doing whatever the fuck ducks do at this time of year (you know, with all that flying-V shit they do I’m surprised there isn’t a heavy metal band called Migrätory Dück, but considering the corporate marketing farce that momentarily blighted the NHL it makes perfect sense why there isn’t).

Actually, since it is almost spring and all, I’m pretty sure ducks are about to do what every other species humbled by winter is about to to do, and that, my friends, is getting it on. Dicks of every shape and size are about to be jack-hammering in and out of corresponding vaginas all throughout the animal kingdom, the sum of which means a whole new slew of hit viral videos are about to be spermed all over the Interweb. I, for one, hope that one of these hot animal-on-animal clips involves a duck, because I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a male duck’s member before. Off the top of my head, I think it might have a bill of some sort, but I could be entirely off the penile mark on this one. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Anyway, for those of you who enjoy a good paint-balling, well, you’ve obviously never been hit by one on the bare-ass skin. Amazingly enough, I never have, so I have yet to tire of seeing grown men getting pelted and welted by these projectiles. Should you be in my happy spectating camp, then look forward to this coming Sunday’s episode of Nitro Circus, in which Street Bike Tommy plays the expansive canvas to some rather sadistic artists.

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