news – wtf?
(Cartoon by: Sean Delonas/NY Post)
The sensational publication that brought you headlines like “Headless Body Found in Topless Bar” has put itself on the map. Yesterday, the New York Post printed a cartoon of two white cops that just shot dead a chimp while discussing current events. It just goes to show you how calm and cool officers of the law are. Even while being attacked by a vicious chimp that was probably high on crack cocaine and marijuana, they still have time to discuss the state of the nation. I also learned that a crazy cracked out chimp authored the new stimulus package. You do learn something new everyday! Thanks again, New York Post! —Dimitry Elyashkevich
