jackassworld

I was sitting at my desk doing “web stuff” when I heard Mike G. announce to the office, “Knoxville wants to know if anyone here would like to make some quick cash.” Just about every voice outside of my door declined Knoxville’s generous offer, but after hearing everyone’s disinterest I knew that this was the opportunity I was looking for. My chance to step up, get with the program, and take one for the team had finally come along. Plus, the part about making a couple of bucks on the side forced me to accept.

Next thing you know I’m in some gigantic studio with an MTV film crew watching Knoxville ruin a commercial while I’m waiting on the side three threads from naked. Then I was told I had to shave my pubes which was a total fucking lie. Minutes later, I stripped myself of the jewel-covered thing called a thong and I was directed to adorn the background of the Nitro Circus premiere opener with my balls swinging back and forth for the whole world to see. So thanks for the gig, Knoxville! (And the “free wax.”) Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day! —Crash

You don’t need to be a gambling guy (or girl) to put all your money down on the latest episode of Nitro Circus to air this Sunday, February 15th, at 10:00pm EST/PST on MTV. Viva Las Teaser!

more nitro circus:

	watch: nitro circus premiere
	more nitro circus on jackassworld