wildboyz unseen – ’gator twister

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Most everyone on the planet at some time or another—yes, probably even those hot shit pirates in Somolia—has joked about playing naked Twister. But has anyone ever really thought about the logistics of engaging in such a game? I mean, yeah, it sounds titillating at first, the idea of getting sexy on the Milton Bradley playing field, but when you get right down to staring at pink and possibly hairy starfish, sagged out ballbags dangling down and scratching upon your bicep, or sticking your foot betwixt the brambles of a ’70s bush, well, it starts to lose a wee bit of allure. Because, as HBO has proved time and time again on a seasonal basis, real life sex is not a top shelf San Fernando Valley porno. In fact, it’s more often like a West Virginian backwoods sex tape. But now that we’re getting closer to the Catskills and bayous, let’s take a gander at this first attempt by the Wildboyz to play a JxPx-rigged game of “‘Gator Twister,” pre-Deep South rappers.

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