jackassworld

“friendly fire! who fucking cares!”
—rick kosick, when derek freda reprimanded him for almost killing mike g. with a baseball bat he hucked across the room at jeff tremaine

“i’ve got to be smarter when i’m drunk…”
—jeff tremaine

“nitro circus—we break wieners.”
—jeremy rawle, executive producer, after another broken urethra was notched in the nitro circus belt

“you think like an athlete; I think like an asshole.”
—johnny knoxville, when jim dechamp suggested he practice more to successfully make stunts

“if you just listen to the sound it sounds like an erotic sex scene.”
—katie89, when we accidentally left the web cam audio on in the office

“ew, dirty men talk.”
—laurien, when we accidentally left the web cam audio on in the office

“i’m a fan of wet wipes, really.”
—chris “crash” richard, discussing his fondness for moist sanitary cloths while wearing a hip-length red satin robe and nothing else