jackassworld

So Jeff Tremaine is Executive Producer of the Nitro Circus, and he has been traveling with the production wherever they go. He is a very hands-on producer and he is even a more hands-on drunk; punching, slapping, and screaming are his specialties. I mean, look at this shit-bag, would you want to be the unlucky lady seated to his right? Fortunately, the girl next to him can take care of herself. Her name is Michelle “GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!” Klepper and she  used to work on the jackass television show. She got her nickname when she used to round up the jackass guys by screaming those very words, and man, did we oblige. Now our friend is a big executive at MTV and sometimes travels with the Nitro crew as well. Holy business, I have seen her back Pontius down in a wrestling match before and that is no easy task. She’s sweet, yet very strong and awfully mean when riled. That’s why she can sit next to a hulking, drunken beast like Tremaine and remain so composed. Jeff knows. I know. Pontius knows, he found out the hard way. You just don’t fuck with Klepper.

Sincerely,

Knoxville

(photo by Jolene Van Vugt; 2008)