wildboyz unseen – the nudist mamba

Posted by sean cliver Thursday, January 29th, 2009 2:54 pm

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Throughout the two year run of Wildboyz, the Black Mamba slapped many different heads and wore many different hats. By this, I mean the perpetual nemesis of peaceful rest generally took on the qualities of whatever country or culture that Steve-O and Chris Pontius happened to be in the midst of besmirching (or in the process of being besmirched by). In this particular nudist camp instance, however, the sadistic mamba truly lived up to its snakey form to deliver what can only be termed as a “Black Lombardi.”

I’ve long been curious about the etymological origin of the term “lombardi,” but not enough to do any serious research on the Interweb, the end all and be all of perverse civilization. Since I’m a former Wisconsinite, though, I am well familiar with Vince Lombardi and his historically famous leadership skills that lead the Green Bay Packers to win the first two Super Bowls. Could it be that Vince threatened to slap each and every one of the Packers upside their big fat football faces with his tallywhacker if they lost these crucial games? Is that what really went on behind those closed locker room doors? Is this not the super stuff that fantasy footballers should be rolling their 20-sided dice about every season? The world may never know.

Category: chris pontius, steve-o, wildboyz, wildboyz unseen