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In Jamaica at the moment and this ain’t no ganja, mon. This is me sucking medicine out of a breathing nebulizer. To make his diagnosis, the doctor made me strip down naked and listened to my chest. He then quipped, “You got acute bronchitis but your balls are ugly as hell.” Oh snap, hook line and sinker! All lousy jokes aside, I really do have bronchitis and it sucks. It hit me like a coal train yesterday and I have been out of it ever since. I was supposed to be shooting with the Nitro Circus for the next couple of days, but that’s not happening now. I can’t tell you how that upsets me. The guys flew me down here, put me up, and I only got to shoot two things with them. Sorry fellas. In better news, the Nitro Circus cast special airs tonight at 10pm PST/EST on MTV. This show is going to be a whopper, everybody, and tonight’s episode will be the first look you can get at the cast before its February 8th series premiere. Woohoo!

One last thing to the handful of poltroons that said I staged last Thursday’s fake grenade debacle at LAX for a publicity stunt. You can suck it. First of all, as a prank it’s not funny. Airports are not the places to fuck around. Most importantly, my girlfriend and my 13-year-old daughter were with me at the time, and I’m not  putting their lives on the line. I may be a little crazy sometimes, but I ain’t evil.

Sincerely,

Knoxville

(photo by Madison Clapp; Jamaica; 2009)