the top 10 least viewed photos of the day
Since we’re now past Christmas and closing in fast on the new year, let’s pause to reflect upon the year that was: the hits, the misses, and all the other goofy shit betwixt. That said, we’ll be posting up a number of “Top 10″ lists in our countdown to 2009. To kick this extraganza off, here’s the “top 10 least viewed photos of the day” on jackassworld, starting with number 10:
10. Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn: I’m guessing this photo turned off more than a few of our United Kingdom folk, many of whom were most likely offended by the American version of tee-time.
9. Steve-O: Many of our holiday posts often coincide with low site traffic. This 4th of July photo was certainly no exception. “Hmmm… should I shut myself up in my room and go online, or go outside, get drunk, and blow shit up?” The choice was obvious.
8. Knoxville’s Balls: Old man balls are a bummer all on their own, but apparently a prosthetic nut sack is even worse?
7. Knoxville’s T-shirt: Normally everyone is all into what Johnny Knoxville is wearing, but this post about his Willie Nelson shirt was more asinine than usual.
6. Jeff Tremaine and Wee Man: The dog days of summer took its toll on our traffic with July posting up some of our lowest numbers of the year.
5. Party Boy in India: Normally a shot of Chris Pontius’s ass will draw anyone and anything out of the woodwork, but there was no contest between this hot glimpse and the beckoning heat of summertime.
4. Not So Handsome Jack: Apparently our resident heartthrob was no match for the even more awesome effects of tequila.
3. Cordell Mansfield: While Unga went largely unnoticed here, Unga himself didn’t miss the post and was kind enough to stop by work one day when I wasn’t there to scrawl “You’re Dead” on my door in true caveman fashion.
2. The Butt Bellows: Frankly I’m a bit suprised this photo didn’t rate more views, but then again it did post up during the Labor Day weekend when our traffic went “poof!”
1. Tim Gavin: It’s always interesting to see what does and does not find favor with the crowd here, and apparently—at least according to this informal focus group statistic—Sugar-Coated Penis Pops would not have a very long life on the shelves here.
Oh, and by the way, the shot above does count as today’s photo of the day selection. Thanks once again to Dick Dickerson for the inspiration on Dave England’s twice regurgitated chew spit here!
(photo by Sean Cliver; New Orleans, LA; 2006)
