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Up until I saw this video, I thought Bill Weiss could only do two things on a skateboard: kickturns and nude 540s. But, apparently, the man can do 50/50s as well. Three tricks! I’m not sure when he learned those because every time I’ve seen him do a nude 540, it’s out of a kickturn. How? I have no idea. I can barely get enough speed out of a kickturn to do a rock and roll. Bill somehow manages to get enough speed to get above coping and flip his body around. Amazing. And I’m not even sure what I like better, when he makes it or when he doesn’t make it? Because the bails are about as entertaining as the makes, if not more so. I remember one in particular where he slid out and got masonite burns all over his butt. He just came to screeching halt on the flat bottom. Literally “screeching.” On top of that, his cock and balls got all tangled up underneath him as well. It was horrible. But he got up and made the fuckin’ thing. I don’t know how he does it.

Question: I’ve often wondered which direction his penis spins when he’s doing a nude 540, clockwise or counter clockwise? And does it spin in the opposite direction when he does a nude 540 on the other side of the equator, in Australia, for example? I’ve seen him do one Down Under, but I don’t remember which way his penis was spinning.

I’ve seen a lot of nude 540s in my day, but you know what? They were all done by the same guy: Bill Weiss. Thank you Bill for all the great moments in skateboard history.

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