jackassworld

part one

part two

In Part 1 of this special jackassworld live replay, Rick Kosick welcomes the voyeuristic world into our rockin’ holiday office party. Soon thereafter, though, Wolfie finally stops working only to declare that he’s now going home (apparently he had better things to do with Mrs. Wolfie that night—nudge-nudge, wink-wink), which provokes Chris Pontius to talk about things best not left to the imagination. On that ominous note, he is then presented with a present from someone in the community and runs off to try it on while Sign Of The Fox takes to the instruments. This doesn’t last long, though, because Chris soon returns in what must surely be a dysfunctional garment. I mean, I think clothes are supposed to cover things, right? Even a G-string will do the most minimal trick, but this gold beauty might just as well have been Silly String. Anyway, one toast later and it’s on to Part 2, where Shanna Zablow tears a new one in what I think was supposed to be a Mariah Carey song. Jeff Tremaine then stomps out of the beer jungle to forcibly rip the shirt off Kosick’s torso and goad Cliver into drawing something skull and crutchy on Rick’s bared, snowy white chest. Rick, however, cannot handle the fumes (nor standing still for that matter) and almost loses his holiday cookies. The end!

Incidentally, many of you who saw this all holiday revelry live are probably going to say, “Wait… where the fuck is everything else?” Well, most of that “everything else” falls under a very scary set of legal mumbo-jumbo pertaining to song ownership rights, and the last thing we need to head into the New Year with is an over the counter fistfight with The Outfield.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)

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