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First of all, thanks to everyone who tuned in to view the three-hour live webcast on Wednesday night. There were approximately four stages to the event in all:

1. The party, in which Sign Of The Fox rang in some holiday cheer while drinking beer.
2. The after-party, in which Jeff Tremaine and Shanna finally drifted in from under the rainbow over at Dickhouse and proceeded to incite some run-on bouts of half-ass karaoke with Burdie and the boys.
3. The after-after-party, in which alcohol, broccoli, and Silly String started to permeate the crowd and Tremaine succeeded in offending most all of our Canadian patrons.
4. The after-after-after-party, in which Rick Kosick’s chest was forcibly bared and scribbled upon, Tremaine stopped singing off-key and started earnestly picking his nose out of love for the Great Booger Rainbow, and Mike G. grabbed a broom to start sweeping up the party debris.

A fun time was had here by all—even though the beer ran out early on and Crash had to be sent out into the cold, dark, rainy night on a secondary run—and we’re still trying to figure out who or what could possibly fit into that tiny gold marble bag so elegantly modeled by Chris Pontius during the “formal” party hour.

It will probably be a few days before Kosick is able to splice a replay together, so in the meantime here are several photos that Tim popped off throughout the night (I’ve also gone through the comments scroll and collected a few random quotes from viewers to supplement the images). Once again, thanks for watching, and Happy Holidays to all of you—yes, even the Canadians—from all of us here at jackassworld.

“Something about Jack just singing with his cup of beer just makes him that much more awesome.”
—Allendorf

“Ha, and you said no nudity. This is pretty much the same thing.”
—Russell, regarding Pontius’s ill-fitting gold G-string

“Who knew someone so angry like Mike could dance so good?”
—Potty Mouth

“He turns all his rage into interpretive dance.”
—Allendorf, regarding Mike G.

“Is Tremaine simple or something?”
—Jess☠

“To Canadians, Americans are like the fat kids who live down the street who were complete and total accidents and smell like cheeseburgers.”
—Natasha T.

“I’m seeing the slow but steady transformation into the gorilla.”
—Allendorf, regarding Tremaine

“I’m going to buy Crash a hairbrush and mail it to him.”
—Nyte

“I’m still waiting for Rick to explode.”
—Holli

“Did he get bitten by a Canadian as a child?”
—Nyte, regarding Tremaine

“Oh shit, he’s telling us he loves us…he’s fucked.”
—Jess☠, regarding Kosick

“Kosick’s chest should be a shirt.”
—Miz Piggy

“When’s jackass 3 coming out?”
—cmpunkgordon24

“Ow, I just accidentally nutted myself. Fuck….”
—Tam O’Clannie

“I just realized it… Mike G. sounds like Norm Macdonald. A lot.”
—xoc

“Holy shit, I’m feeling lubricated.”
—Tam O’Clannie

(photos by Tim Campbell; Hollywood, CA; 2008)