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This news shot and link to a massive sewage spill in Mianus was sent to us from our old MTV tech guy, Wes. If it were still Christmas I would say this was the best present ever, but now, standing on the brink of 2009 and loving Mianus more than ever before, I will simply take it as a sign that this could indeed be an absurdly good year.

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Is it just me, or is it just a wee bit odd to post up something titled “where are they now” three years after the now happened? Perhaps it would’ve been more prudent to re-title the feature “where they were then” or something to the past-tense effect. Regardless, there’s no sense belaboring the how and why of then and there when we’re already balls deep into this online presentation, so step into our time machine for another parceled out trip back to 2005, prior to the wrinkles, grays, extra chins, and pale pink spare tires, and relive the days of the cast’s lives prior to the second cinematic coming of jackass in 2006.

Unfortunately, due to family obligations of a more responsible nature, I will not be burning down my inner house tonight in celebration of the coming new year, but I am guessing most everyone else out there in the world will be partying like it’s 1999. Only it’s not. Remember all that “Y2K” hullabaloo? What a hoot that was. An anti-climactic hoot, yes, but I can still only imagine what a rockin’ time it was for movie scripts, computer sales, and members of the Montana Militia. But don’t worry. Doomsday will be back in style come 2011 and it will surely be the apocalyptic party theme du jour as the Mayan calendar closes up shop on humanity. In the meantime, we’ve got three long years of laughs ahead of us, so live it the fuck up! Accordingly, here’s a playlist consisting of some of our favorite wasted occasions throughout the years (or at least the ones caught on film). And, should old acquaintances* be forgotten once again, let’s just chalk it up to the janitorial effects of alcohol—out with the old brain cells and in with the new. Happy New Year, everybody! (more…)

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So it comes as little surprise to me that on the day I am scheduled to pull a Kurt Russell and escape from Wisconsin I should wake up with a minor case of writer’s constipation. So what better to do than talk about the weather? (more…)

So here we go. From the peanuts of the poop to the cream of the crap, these are the Top 10 most viewed videos of 2008 (or close enough for the purposes of horseshoes, hand grenades, and half-ass vegetarianism). To savor the moment, I’ll first walk you through the list of jackassworld exclusives in bottom-to-top fashion, then you can knock back the other two Top 10 jackass and Wildboyz specific playlists for a chaser. (more…)

I first met Dave England somewhere around 1996, back when the original Dickhouse corporation picked up Blunt snowboard magazine from Ken Block. But to know Dave is to one day meet his drunken alter-ego Darf. On paper the name “Darf” looks like something fun to hang out with, kind of like a Muppet you would be happy to sit down alongside and share a drink with at a bar in the alleyway just off Sesame Street, but I can assure you he’s really not anything of the sort. (more…)

So judging from this old club marquee in Chattanooga, Tennessee, I guess my cousin Roger Alan Wade wasn’t always the best about showing up for a gig back during his drinking days. Ha ha ha… how great is this sign? “If we’re lucky Roger Alan Wade will show” is funny for so many reasons. (more…)

For today’s top 10 we’re going bottom fishing; similar to what was done with the least viewed photos of the day, but this time with videos. In all, I think we have around 1000 clips stored somewhere in the jackassworld archive—a potpourri mix of jackass, Wildboyz, 24-hour takeover, and all sorts of other new crap we shot throughout 2008—so in marine terms you’re about to look at all those freakish fish that dwell 3,000 odd feet below sea level where the sun don’t shine (if for whatever reason you cannot relate to this deep sea analogy then simply think of those bacteria and whatnot that live up inside your butthole). Some of these monstrosities are so rad, though, that it’s a damn shame the world never gets to fully appreciate them and, well, I have to say I feel the very same way about a few of these videos. So, as they say in more urban circles, “Don’t sleep on the slept.” (more…)

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As a parent you can only do so much good and wholesome stuff before you start to go a bit funny in the head, especially if you’ve always had somewhat of an off-color nature to begin with. I mention this because the incrementally even uptick in numbers here has sort of put me in a rhyming mood. (more…)

When it comes to things being a “real kick in the pants” it doesn’t get any more so than this photo of Johnny Knoxville in a dry river bed just behind the Taj Mahal. This segment was in and out of jackass number two and jackass 2.5 (and possibly even the making of jackass 2.5) so many times that I honestly can’t remember now if it was or wasn’t. So was it? I suppose someone here will pipe up accordingly, but in the meantime I’d like to tell you a little bit about what’s going on here. (more…)