who the hell are you?
This particular member spotlight won’t be a surprise to some (RandyRos went and posted it in the discussion boards for fear of my technical “we the jerks at jackassworld reserve the right to edit your responses” clause), but I’ll be corked if the photos still aren’t stunners on the first, fourth, or even fifty-first glance. Hell, we even once made a “photo of the day” out of a busty billboard she made during the darker days of jackassworld to help promote our cause for the greater good of mankind. Because without humor there is no life, and where there is no life there is no death. Or something like that.
Who are you, how old are you, and where are you from?
My name is Ros, I’m 34, and I’m from Norfolk in England
How did you first find out about jackassworld?
I think I googled “jackass.” I dunno, it was so long ago!
Exactly how big are your boobs in proper international measurement terms?
51.5-inches, or 131-centimeters. Big, but I’m no Busty Heart.
Was there ever a time growing up where you thought, Holy crap, my boobs are still growing?
Nah, they were a C-cup till I met hubby at 16, and because he wouldn’t stop playing with them they grew exponentially! Having three kids and putting on weight didn’t help, either.
You recently bruised your boobs. How’d that come about, jumping topless on a trampoline?
I was having a day from Hell! Went in the carwash—in the car, not to wash me boobs—and it broke down, so I backed the car out and went round the front of the garage to complain and fucked over a fire extinguisher! Hit the red brickweave with both airbags—but no, I didn’t bounce back up!
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done with your boobs?
Scanned them and sent them to my Canadian pal for her hubby! That was in the days before digital cameras!
Have you ever used your boobs for pagan purposes?
I do keep my athame handy down there whilst spell-casting, so I don’t lose it. Yes, there is room! I keep money down there, too, when I have no pockets. And car keys. In the summer I get funny looks when I get back to my parked car and pull the keys out from my cleavage.
Silver dollars or tea saucers?
In-between.
Have you ever taken your boobs to the Broads and let them loose in the Cockshoot?
Cockshoot? You mean pheasant shoot? That makes no sense to me… The Broads are rivers and pheasants live in woods and crop fields. If I let ‘em loose on a shoot, I don’t think they would play with their shotguns much.
How did you celebrate Thanksgiving?
I’m not American, I don’t celebrate.
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