
So we were interviewing Johnny Knoxville the other day at the 3 Clubs in Hollywood (thanks again, Handsome Jack, for tending to our talent’s needs), and while paused to respond to a question about taking Earl Parker to a massage parlor back in 1998 for a Big Brother article he looked down at the carpet and remarked how it looked a little like a butt and how there was even what appeared to be a piece of poop coming out of it. At first I thought it was the alcohol talking, but sure enough: it did look like a decorative butt taking a petite dump.
(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)